rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

jewcurl:

peetas-nice-hot-buns:

fuckmecheerilee:

e-boobs:

Barbie IRL: After numerous surgeries, Valeria Lukyanova, a 21-year-old Ukranian, has finally achieved her dream of being plastic a real-life Barbie doll. Don’t miss her Facebook page and Tumblr.

thaths fuckign scary

w h y

why

valeria is my real name o m g

am i gonna be barbie nO

fukc

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madaraki:

cork grease is not lip balm

brianna remember

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http://pauladeenridingthings.com/ was suggested to me and now iM IN TEARS

music—is—my—religion:

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot: 

1. Chad mother-fucking Kroeger. Lead singer of hit band Nickelback, which is Canadian. Say his name. Chad Kroeger. If that’s not enough to make your vagina explode with feelings of lust and ramen cravings then I don’t know what is.
2. His hair. It may look like your every-day ramen perm, but there’s so much more under those sexy golden locks. Imagine feeling his beautiful curls as you passionately kiss him on the cheek.
3. His body. Look at those abs. Look at those sexy pecs. Look at that rock sign he’s making with his fingers. Imagine what else he can do with those fingers… like run them through your hair. Or his hair. Or even your bowl of ramen noodles.
4. He’s FAMOUS! Fuck yeah, famous. He’s a rockstar. People get tattoos of him, imagine bragging to your co-workers about sleeping with that hott piece of famous meat.
5. His songs. He sings beautiful songs with that sexy voice of his, he could sing you to sleep. Check out this song, that’s mother fucking deep. He even exposes his wild side once in a while with songs about sex and cars and stuff. If that can’t turn you on I don’t know what can.

{favorite submission ever}

omfg

dianna-a:

skank-fabray:

crying

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alduigacornflakescockitenboola:

ed-ingle:

thekillgrill:

if your boyfriend can stick his dick through your earlobe then i think you need to reevaluate some life decisions

what if his dick is really small

then you REALLY need to reevaluate some life decisions